Still better than Gotham, though. Plus, I'm holding out hope that Arrow's like the Star Trek films, in that the even ones (seasons in this case) are good.

Up above the world, like a tea-tray in the sky?

I guess it truly was a…viral video.

Well, to be fair, Hayden wasn't the first Psyho-Pirate. The original was Halstead, and he…actually, he wasn't pirate-themed either. Huh.

…Huh…I'd make a joke about you and a strip, but I like my hat where it is.

…So…so very lucky.

Wait, did they? What was it? I haven't picked up an issue since they threw me in Arkham. And since they killed the tea tray.

Not that hard to supervillain on here. Quick change of username and you're good. I'm seeing…a Music Meister.

No way is Galavan the Joker. They basically proved that with the afore-mentioned idiotic ending.

That may have been the best scene that Barbara's ever been in.

…Eh, I can work with that. Got any anti-thread?

…You know Eddie, you're lucky I consider you a good friend.

Don't forget their brother, Peter Cotton. Born sometime in spring, I believe.

I doubt he's the Court of Owls. The likelihood of them appearing this season is about as high as the likelihood of ME appearing this season. HA!

Need I remind you that I once took over a city using coffee? Plus, we're talking about a universe-destroying god here. You really think he can't get me textiles?

Thank you. Although, I'm not sure if that's saying much. Ah, I'll take it as a compliment anyway.

Oh, of course! Wouldn't dream of it any other way. And not just because you'd vaporize me into quarks if I tried to mind control you. Because I respect you as a friend. And a god.

…Well, damn. I was hoping it was a bit more profound than that. But who am I to turn down a request? Color and size, if you would. Also, would you like mind-control capabilities? That may take longer.

In case you've forgotten, Eddie, I happen to be quite good at the whole mind-control thing. That and nano-technology. I might be talkative and a bit mad, but that doesn't negate my usefulness.

Thank you! It helps to have friends in very, very, VERY high places.