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I hope she’s feline really stupid right now.

Don’t you think that this sentiment is belittling to others who follow pop culture and hip hop/rap culture? There tends to be a crowd here that seems to be proud to not know certain things because they’re “old” but honestly it just seems ignorant. If you were interested in understanding parts of the article you

Fun story. My brother isn’t quite as wealthy as TPain but still didn’t lift a finger when I was in $50k of medical debt. I took care of it not through the generosity of a family member but through the folly of man. I called the hospital billing office to get on a payment plan and the customer service dude I spoke to

Kinky.

his mouth look like a damn butthole

I really appreciate the apology of [this powerful man] who has done a lot for [my political party/prevailing ideology/hobby/entertainment of choice]. He really fucked up, but he seems sincere, and I think he deserves a chance to make it right. Let’s take him at his word and stop this witch hunt. What he did was wrong.

Missed opportunity to say “hoppy medium”

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

I don’t drink.
Not for any moral or health reason.... its just after years of trying to find some sort of drink I like they all taste like crap to me. Finally I got to the point where I realized I was only trying to find a drink I liked to make it easier to fit in, or to feel more mature.... but I shouldn’t have to

THIS JUST HAPPENED TO ME! I was trying to have an actual substantive conversation with my boss about a major change that’s happening to our business and he just blabbbbed on and on and didn’t answer a single one of the questions I sort of got to ask before being cut off each time.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

“What do you get when your pres. is a creep?”

I want to live in a world where Peggy Whitson is the biggest celebrity in America, which she deserves to be.

Says the woman with the immaculate cheekbones and gorgeous hair. :)

This line STILL cracks me up every single time. I love it so much.

Same! My 9 yr old floof is a baby!

You mean to tell me that my babies aren’t actually babies? Pretty sure this 48 month old is a baby