Any modern Bugatti.

Yours is the most sane and reasonable take. Ford is, i am sure, aware of this as well. Tons of dudes who work in an office and live in the burbs and have never towed a fucking thing in their life all drive trucks. This E F150 will fit in perfectly w/that crowd. 

The real answer here is that if you tow larger trailers longer distances, this probably isn’t the truck for you (though the Hybrid F-150 probably is).

But the reality is that for the *three quarters of a million* F-150s sold last year, there’s an incredibly large number of owners that don’t tow anything, or tow very…

Math is a bit off. 50 cars at $50k each is 2.5 million.

What if I have matching LS motors in my motorcycle and camaro? It's only 11.4 but I'm jamming it in a small garage.