Work “The Beastmaster” and/or “Dragonslayer” into that mashup idea of yours and I’ll be the first to throw in on the Kickstarter for it.

Hey, Fox! Found your audience for that Last Man Standing renewal.

Did you see the ragtop it was sporting? The car was practically begging for it.

Not sure it would have worked without the Jeep Gladiator anyway.

Condorman, Never Say Never Again, and Lone Wolf McQuaid...she was killing it in the early 80's.

And what’s with that thing that looks like a “neck” below his head? Since when does he have one of those?

#veryfinepeople Sincerely, Tweeter-in-Chief

“You know, down South, we consider Smokey and the Bandit to be a documentary”-Billy Bob Thornton

“given the wrong information”, but you said that you’ve “been in it”...Hmmm, very curious...

...or Soylent Green on Thanksgiving.

He’s not the Messiah. He’s a very naughty boy!

It’s John Cena-you won’t see anything.

Did you say Smashmouth reunion concert? Awesome! Hope there’s free bread!

Mahk is the best. Love that guy.

Counterpoint: Our area comic book shop is amazing. I say “our” because it is a community, and in a sense a family. The staff is friendly and helpful and they do so much for the community, particularly kids. Fundraisers, book giveaways, toy drives-they do it all. They host events where everyone feels welcome and they…

As someone who grew up 30 minutes away, your take that either Graceland or Lamoni is “very pretty” is the very definition of hot garbage. It’s the shittiest part of Iowa, that’s including Council Bluffs.

Whoa! Heads-up! Hot take, coming up!

Cast him as Dr. Grant, opposite another 90's powerhouse: Fran Drescher as Dr. Sattler.

And of all people: teens? Hey, fuckstick, you know why teens aren’t keen on buying Cadillacs? As a dad, let me clue you in on something...they’re fucking teens!!! Odds are they’re going to put their first car into a ditch or the ass-end of another car, which is why my kids are going to tool around in a ‘95 Accord with…

Get this guy a merlot Bro-Ham.