KEEP DANCING!

That’s pretty damn impressive, but Bo did it better:

Redding deserves some respect. The driver should’ve tried more than a little tenderness on the brake pedal and now Redding is sitting on the dock of the bay...watching them pull a goddamn Chevy out of his house.

You trying to embarrass me on tv?!?!

Dude, it’s a 15 year old H2. It’s in amazing condition, but nobody’s dropping 30K on it. That kind of money gets you a legit off-roader or is one helluva down payment on a premium SUV that won’t elicit eye rolls and snickers when you pull up. The only downside of her selling it is the fact my daughters love it and…

Goddammit. Too slow. Just like this beautiful piece of jingoistic American posturing.

I’d take a hummer from her!

Seriously, my mom is selling hers now. 2003-45K original miles, short-bus yellow, and it’s in great shape as it was barely driven. Here’s the kicker: she’s asking $30K for it! I almost want to submit the listing to Jalop so I can laugh my ass off at the overwhelming CP score it would get. I told her she’s about 10K…

But do the H2 or LR smell like a steak and seat 35? I don’t think so! Canyoneroooooo!!!

Uh-oh! Better not let Floyd read this!

When it comes to vehicle satisfaction, I defer to me less an authority than J.D. Powerhammer.

Oooooh, the Germans!

All that and no mention of Chyna? If you had to name one woman wrestler from the 90s, she would be the one. She was headlining with Triple H, Stone Cold, and The Rock during one of the greatest eras of professional wrestling. Her post-wrestling life is tragic, yeah, but she was the name in women’s wrestling in her…

Every time I talk about boxing, some white boy’s gotta pull Rocky Marciano out they ass!

I look forward to hearing President Fuckstick’s opinion on this, which you know is coming...as soon as someone on Fox News tells him about it. The tweets about #failingnytimes will flow like blood from a woman’s...wherever.

Hopefully when they catch him, he’ll have a chance to reflect on all this, look back, and try to make a change.

This is pretty tasteless, glad you guys pointed it out. Hey! Who wants to see Hulk Hogan fuck?!?

Rick Pitino was overheard saying that this whole thing has turned into a goddamn abortion.

Southern man don’t need him around anyhow.