GM can solve this ignition problem easily with a simple remix.

I've seen it, along with the mediocre tv series it begat.

Abide.

I thought that yellow means “Floor it!”.

Flying jets is what he does after he puts on his pants and makes gold records. Cock-of-the-walk, baby!!!

He’s obviously referencing the most successful football team in the state: the 5-time (and current) Division II National Champion Northwest Missouri State Bearcats! #OABAAB #TrumpSucks

You’re darn tootin’!

On a related note, I had a hernia repair surgery. I got loaded up on good painkillers and didn’t shit for nearly 4 days. I finally dropped a deuce that took nearly an hour, was as hard and the size of a goddamn anvil, and I’m sure it actually killed me and I’m living a scat-induced version of The Sixth Sense.

A young girl from Wisconsin has to go to the hospital after receiving a dangerous prick? I was wondering what had become of Mark Chmura.

When you go in, ask for “The Penis Mightier”. Tell them Trebek’s mother sent you for an additional $50 off.

They won’t bother him. He’ll be upstairs masturbating.

Well I’m not braggin’ babe, so don’t put me down, but I’ve got the highest BAC in town.

Mmm....mmm...mmm....mmm

Ah, the C3, the Peyton Manning of cars.

Who you callin’ pussy, fool?

Take your protein pills and put your helmets on.

The guy also knew about the importance of good-fitting pants:

Did he staple that thing on his head?

My name is Sue! How do you do? Now you gonna die!!!!