A segment on car chases and no Bullitt? I thought this was about automobiles in America? C’mon, even the Gremlin got a shout-out!

Did the exact same thing. That packaging was bullshit on Hershey’s part.

Maybe you should've swallowed. It may have helped the relationship.

I did the same thing while making stuffed jalapeños. I put my dick in a bowl of milk. I think it worked, the many, many beers certainly helped.

Best video game map ever!

Warning! Watch with sound off. NSFE. Not Safe For Ears.

“Fool”? Look, Peggy is a fine character, but she’s doesn’t exactly drive a story. She’s a mid-tier character. Even at the end, she got what amounted to a tacked-on “happy ending” with Stan and she’s mid-management at McCann when she could’ve been a partner with Joan and put her own name on something.

I blame gravity. That thing is a bitch.

How’d you get the beans above the frank?!?

Wow! Only 1 million dollars?!? That’ll barely cover 3 months of child support for Evander.

What do you mean “ugly”?

Somebody get this guy a copy of “Sterling’s Gold”.

+1 $Texas

But ranks below Olivier Megaton and Benedict Cumberbatch (obviously).

Nope. It’s a well-known fact that Kansas City, Kansas is awful, just like everything else in that God-forsaken mound of buffalo dung they call a state. M-I-Z!!! ;)

That’s a lie. They legislate the hell out of things, just like the other guys. One party worries you're making too much money, the other worries you're not having sex the way Jesus wants you to. Pick your poison.

You're all wrong. The correct answer is always: Stroker Ace. Fastest chicken in the South.

No shit. Ask Tom Gamboa about that.

I’m just going to park this right here. Pip, pip, cheerio!

When he wasn’t using plural ones when referring to himself. This guy has issues, wholly unrelated to being trans. That part may be one of the few “normal” things about him.