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“Fool”? Look, Peggy is a fine character, but she’s doesn’t exactly drive a story. She’s a mid-tier character. Even at the end, she got what amounted to a tacked-on “happy ending” with Stan and she’s mid-management at McCann when she could’ve been a partner with Joan and put her own name on something.

Yep, I totally see the resemblance.

I blame gravity. That thing is a bitch.

How’d you get the beans above the frank?!?

Wow! Only 1 million dollars?!? That’ll barely cover 3 months of child support for Evander.

A lot of motherfuckin’ money.

What do you mean “ugly”?

What if his “non-lethal” blow leaves a purse snatcher a quadriplegic? Seems pretty harsh, Bruce.

You should listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.

Somebody get this guy a copy of “Sterling’s Gold”.

...”asking verbally, ‘Can I kiss you?’ is always a great idea.” YEEEAH!-Joe Willy

Game over, man. Game over.

+1 $Texas

Sorry, but of the tens of thousands of novels, you had to throw in a TV show? What the hell? Are you that limited in the books you have read? A person could do 10 easily, just sticking with Stephen King.

But ranks below Olivier Megaton and Benedict Cumberbatch (obviously).

Nope. It’s a well-known fact that Kansas City, Kansas is awful, just like everything else in that God-forsaken mound of buffalo dung they call a state. M-I-Z!!! ;)

That’s a lie. They legislate the hell out of things, just like the other guys. One party worries you're making too much money, the other worries you're not having sex the way Jesus wants you to. Pick your poison.

You're all wrong. The correct answer is always: Stroker Ace. Fastest chicken in the South.