I know a girl named Karen (formerly Kitty) who traded her MG for a white LeBaron.

It's plane to see this joke needs more love.

Odds are your cushy, plush carpet is made the same way. And your kids, pets and maybe even you (looking at you, Hasselhoff) eat food off of it. No big deal.

Pardon me, but Jeep? You're a bunch of cock-teasers! You keep pulling this shit and guess what? Not. Cool. I'm still pissed about this:

Thought that was a white Ford Bronco for a second and started having flashbacks. Then again, I am wearing acid-washed, tight-rolled jeans and listening to Hootie.

Yeah? Well how much can he bench press? I can do 315 pounds. 500 pounds at the top of my game.

The Klan guy would've got an upvote from me if he would've worked in the "cat game" into the interview. Or at least ended it with that old chestnut, "Fuck her right in the pussy". No wonder nobody likes the Klan. Get a sense of humor, cracker.

It was practically rehearsed. The "reporter" had a shit-eating grin and set the whole thing up for him to give us this edgy, funny set. I can't wait to hear his material on airline food next. Hey-oh!

This guy would've smoked those fucking bees out.

The guy is a world-class piece of shit, but let's not act as though the players don't own a very large chunk of this fuck-up. Boeheim is a coward? Okay, fine, but some of his players are lazy cheaters.

The Wire's first season premiered in '02. The Sopranos was at its peak. The early '00s wasn't completely bereft of quality entertainment.

He had the chance to roll it back and recognize his ignorance, but no, might as well go all-in with his dumbassery.

Wow, going straight after the victim, huh? And not knowing a single thing about their circumstances? You're right, you are kind of a heartless bastard.

The Chiefs play it as well. But try explaining "inappropriate" to a white guy with his face painted red, wearing a feathered headdress and making whooping noises.

When it cues up in the movie Layercake...oh, yeah.

Brain? What is brain?

Of course! And it's easy to repair!

Because it's been Pacino'd, err, PACINO'D!!!

Gold's Gym

Nice to see Tiny Lister Jr. got that eye fixed. Now when do we get a sequel to The Fifth Element?