It's plane to see this joke needs more love.

Odds are your cushy, plush carpet is made the same way. And your kids, pets and maybe even you (looking at you, Hasselhoff) eat food off of it. No big deal.

Pardon me, but Jeep? You're a bunch of cock-teasers! You keep pulling this shit and guess what? Not. Cool. I'm still pissed about this:

Whether or not it is a "good day" in the U.S. is also dependent upon one having to bust out their AK, according to the philosophy of Mr. Ice Cube.

What about this guy, then?

Of course it's Florida.

26.5"? Are you sure that size ratio isn't 1:2?

Good call on the pipe and Sherlock Holmes hat! By the way, how much do you think I can bench press? Go on, take a guess.

Give it a couple issues, they're going to work him into the next storyline; and guess what...lightsaber claws!!!

Better send in somebody with experience with these things, first. Somebody get Hanx.

Thought that was a white Ford Bronco for a second and started having flashbacks. Then again, I am wearing acid-washed, tight-rolled jeans and listening to Hootie.

Yeah? Well how much can he bench press? I can do 315 pounds. 500 pounds at the top of my game.

Look, if we put an end to science fairs, the vinegar, baking soda, and red food coloring industry will take a huge hit. The Arm & Hammer folks will be fine, I know, but what about the others?

A copy of Twilight...along with a Blu-Ray copy of Parks & Rec, so they will get my awesome, clever reference.

The Klan guy would've got an upvote from me if he would've worked in the "cat game" into the interview. Or at least ended it with that old chestnut, "Fuck her right in the pussy". No wonder nobody likes the Klan. Get a sense of humor, cracker.

It was practically rehearsed. The "reporter" had a shit-eating grin and set the whole thing up for him to give us this edgy, funny set. I can't wait to hear his material on airline food next. Hey-oh!

I pity the fool.

"The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.".

This guy would've smoked those fucking bees out.

Impressive list, needs more Last Starfighter and Flight of the Navigator.