"You goddamn shark..."

Gold's Gym

Nice to see Tiny Lister Jr. got that eye fixed. Now when do we get a sequel to The Fifth Element?

Fuck you! I'm eating!

You find that man!...find that man...find that man...find that man...

I thought, "What does God need with a starship, err, satellite?"

The other comments weren't displayed when I made my post. Kinja'd, dammit!

Yeah, the gang in question is the Van Buren Boys. They were pretty active in the New York City area in the mid-1990's-definitely not to be trifled with.

Elephants?!? I thought the book was about this guy:

Nuclear Scientist, Dr. Christmas Jones.

He's also one hell of an accountant, ask Ted and Annette Fleming.

Nah, that's Bill Paxton you're thinking of. Bill Pullman is somewhere rolling around in all that sweet Indeprndence Day money.

"Provo, Spain?"- John Cocktoastin

The Eagles aren't exactly the measuring stick you want to use when evaluating the talent of your national rugby team. Unless you're trying to say, "At least we're not the Americans". I think the kiwis proved that a few months ago.

They really should've used The Jackson 5's "I Want You Back" for the music. Update us when he starts dancing.

You really are a rube, Reub.

He also never made any money saving the world from Solomon Grundy.

This is some serious shit. #88mph

But strangely enough, cunt punting is awesome.

He *doesn't* belong in a museum?