It's got what plants crave.

Un-buh-leev-uh-bull.

"El Presidenté, what are you doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother!"

Who drinks the most in flight? Duh...Wade Boggs.

I've felt the same experience as a Royals fan for the last 25 years.

You need to set this to Yakkety Sax and double the speed of the video.

Rome was ran out of KC like a common pigmy.

Yeah? Go buy one this Sunday & tell me how it tastes. Principled bastards. Don't they understand I have a hangover & all I want is a goddamn fried chicken sandwich?!? See you at Wendy's.

Cockknocker.

Gotta be a quarter mile. He could probably throw it over those mountains over there.

As a sign of solidarity, I took off my shirt and threw it on the floor at work. Cut to an hour later, my wife comes in to bring me coffee & jumps my ass because "the goddamn house looks like a fucking wreck", whereupon I immediately caved to management.

The kid's wearing a Yankees cap, fuck him.

Yeah, but does it have a freaking *tent*? Nice try LR.

The Phantom Shitter strikes again!

Get messed up, kill 4 people & it's a slap on the wrist if you're rich. Get caught with a joint & a pocketknife and it's jail if you're poor.

I shit with the door open. My house, my rules.

NIT=Nice Internet Trolling.

They tacked it on at the end: 42 on Tuesday, 56 Wednesday, Thursday sunny & 68 with a cool down starting Friday.

This guy. He did what they said couldn't be done.

Sweet! My lesson plan on volume for my high school Geometry class just wrote itself. Next step: bring beer & cups to class.