I can’t believe I’m rooting for a team this weekend to go to the Super Bowl because a dead character loves his quarterback. Go Bortles

I mean- I PROBABLY spend $200 a year on Oreos, but I don’t want that fact drawn to my attention.

Two packages of Oreos is not a month’s supply of Oreos.

For all those of you who believe that only Trump supporters can be misogynists and that his opponents always have the moral high-ground may I present ChicosBailBonds.

I watch basically out of habit at this point (I still watch The Simpsons every week, so that falls into the lineup) and I’ve noticed this season’s slightly better than the last few as well. I still wouldn’t recommend it to anyone, but I don’t hate myself for watching it as much recently.

i’ve watched a few episodes of Family Guy this season and they’re not that bad, personally I think this season is better than a lot of the ones in the past few years- I wish AV Club was still reviewing Family Guy tho

Hell, I just rewatched Miss Congeniality, and the gay panic jokes got old real quick.

He said this in front of a bipartisan group of congressional leaders. Which proves not only that he’s racist, but he is a fucking moron who may be losing what little mind he once had.

“Franco’s Sex Scenes class”

Well, I did, but that was just coincidence.

Politics Corner - Occasional Russia Update. I think Dems should be focused on policy, and I try to do the same. But we should also stay up to date about the Mueller investigation and sources media reports into Russia-Trump ties and obstruction. And there have been some important developments.

I know there was some probably evil Michael Moore/Morgan Spurlock-level shit going on in whatever they used to make McNuggets with, but goddamn if they weren’t tasty all the same. I still get them, but it’s not the same.

It has something to do with less fat which directly correlates with less flavor. The McNuggets are much worse than they once were because of this.

Because if you order a Doritos taco you go through the drive through to hide your shame.

I like cherry flavored Diet Coke, but am I ready for Fiesty Cherry Diet Coke? Time will tell.

“Come on” is defined by Merriam Webster as “used interjectionally to express astonishment, incredulity, or recognition of a put-on” and was first used in the 15th century. It’s a widely accepted idiomatic expression. #nicetry #bye

I find most of what Rachel Bloom does to be sexy so yeah a little.

Anyone else find the screengrab sexy as hell?

“A lot of important and huge people have told me that this movie is sad and not good.”