You gotta be hopeful, but the cynical side of me says instead 2018 is going to be the year of a war with North Korea.

I just watched the special: Dave addresses the anger at the trans community towards him. While it’s not the most, uh, progressive thing ever (“I believe trans people! The fact that they’re willing to cut their dicks off is more than enough proof for me”) he does point out that he in no way thinks trans people should…

Make fun of me and my two beers all you want, you know it’s going to be forty five minutes before that waitress comes back.

I had to look up “Canadian Tuxedo”

Off-topic, but the excellent Lafergs needs dental surgery, and has put up a GoFundMe to raise money for it: https://www.gofundme.com/all-i-want-for-xmas-is-dental-care

Ok, ok, so men should shut up and listen, so that’s what I’ll do here - because I really do want to know the answer to this question: Isn’t rape worse than tapping someone on the butt? I get that they’re both bad and they both have victims, but isn’t it fair to say one is worse and should be punished more harshly?

Yeah at least she’s got musical talent behind her brand and isn’t an instagram/snapchat influencer or some crap.

Hughes, so, your problem is that SHE has a brand, and SHE is a savvy businessWOMAN, amirite?

That’s a shame. She would have been so much better than Billy Bob Thornton.

I too am an athletic white man, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

What irritates me about stories like this is that there’s no middle ground. I absolutely think it’s important to treat homeless people with dignity and build more affordable housing, but the fact is that some of them act like assholes and attack/hurt innocent people, and a company shouldn’t be considered evil or…

Hey, I’m always trying to fuck more.

NYT calling it for Jones. FUCK MOORE

NERRRRRRDDDDD!

I can never tell if Rylance is a brilliant actor who’s perfectly mastered the art of completely quiet, subtle acting, or if he’s just a lousy actor.

That actor’s name? You guessed it... Frank Stallone.

So what species are the red eyes?

Let me shock everyone here by reminding everyone that whenever Trump tweets a poll, it’s almost always from Rasmussen - a partisan hack robo-call firm that lives on its ability to give results that are roughly 10 points slanted to the GOP. Around a third of the country approves of Trump. Rasmussen exists to tell that…

^This right here deserves to be one of those posts with a 3-digit number of upvotes (oops, sorry, “recommendations,” ugh).

I loved having White Bear as my intro episode. Hit all the right notes for me to get into what they were doing with the series.