But if everyone is walking around you for 20 years telling you what a great guy you are and how great a job you are doing, you will never see your mistakes.

Please allow me to introduce myself. I’m a man at war with panes. 

Color announcer sounded about 5 seconds from just going over and punching Allen in the throat which, although unorthodox, I would heartily endorse.

Grayson Allen looks like Joffrey Baratheon.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

ApathyMonger sure seems to care a lot.

I’ve been a commuting cyclist in Chicago for over a decade. I’ve been hit a few times and had 2-3x as many close calls. I pass ghost bikes (white-painted memorials for cyclists murdered on the city’s streets) daily and it never gets any less haunting. What makes me ache even more about every preventable death…

Since we’re generalizing to all cyclists and car drivers.... let’s remember that when a car driver does stupid shit to a cyclist, cyclist gets killed. When a cyclist does stupid shit to a car, maybe a dent.

Yes, this is a much better analysis of the at bat.

Japanese hand-ball contact is usually obscured by pixelation anyway.

One of their all-time-best bits. That whole subplot is delightful.

“Tell my wife my last thoughts were of her......blinding and torturing Abe Simpson.”

The appropriate reaction would’ve been similar to that of Dodger Ross Stripling when Christian Yelich took a pretty good pitch of his and put it in the stands.

Old George Carlin bit.

Plain and simple, unless you’re passing, stay the fuck out of the left lane. 

The fucking Bruins have feasted for decades on non-calls, they cheated and coasted on spineless officials, abject hockey and Colin Campbell to a shameful undeserved Stanley Cup in 2011.  That they squawk now about refs swallowing their whistles is such rich schadenfreude for us all.  

Nothing like browsing channels and inadvertently stumbling upon a mighty dong. 

“Tank” didn’t volunteer to be the catcher because he intended to run and back up plays at first, that’s for damn sure.

Temperatures at Everest have been rising steadily, which has led to melting glaciers and a rapidly changing landscape.