The fucking Bruins have feasted for decades on non-calls, they cheated and coasted on spineless officials, abject hockey and Colin Campbell to a shameful undeserved Stanley Cup in 2011.  That they squawk now about refs swallowing their whistles is such rich schadenfreude for us all.  

Nothing like browsing channels and inadvertently stumbling upon a mighty dong. 

“Tank” didn’t volunteer to be the catcher because he intended to run and back up plays at first, that’s for damn sure.

“It’s extremely self-centered and selfish of people,’ Pitino said

Temperatures at Everest have been rising steadily, which has led to melting glaciers and a rapidly changing landscape.

Mt Everest: Come for the views, stay because you died.

Many people aren’t aware that Yoda’s last name is Layheehoo. 

That is the best video on YouTube and justifies its entire existence.

Don’t sweat it, man, the housekeeper has been rejecting my advances too.

Too much punctuation, not enough misspelling.

“Fake news. I read on Breitbart that the caddy is a liberal, Trump-hating plant put in place at the club by the DNC. He changed the ball out without the President’s knowledge then leaked it to the press to make him look bad. No obstruction. No collusion. Build the wall. #MAGA”

Honestly, I felt the same way about Subban when he was in Montreal. Stupidly talented, tremendous player, and then he’d slew-foot and dive and just act like a jackass and it was so unnecessary. He’s seemingly stopped that since going to Nashville and now I think he’s great.

I think it’s wonderful that the same people who see no problem with Marchand’s on-ice behavior get weepy-eyed over Cam Neely’s injury-shortened career.  

Best response to hockey flopping:

This! I’d have driven it home, parked it and waited for the dealership to call me when it was “ready”.

Its actually more like if UMBC had beat UVA four times in a row

The Blue Jackets were swept in the season series with the Lightning and scored three total goals.

Please put the entire text of your email in the subject line and nothing in the body, those are my favorite.

Pretty sure he would have missed all of them anyway.

They should have paused the game for him to take a lap around the field high fiving the fans.