Because this is Jalopnik ... one requirement here is hatred of American cars

“I want rumbly V8 power but I want it in the most boring way possible.” -The owner of this car.

How can you possibly expect journalists and bloggers to be experts on the English language?!

Any car you pay money for but don’t really own?

*Trollface*

In that case:

From 30HP

Traction/stability control. Some people complain about it “ruining their fun.” But it prevents countless accidents, and I’m sure keeping cars on the road in non-wrecked condition is something we can all agree on.

“Jared’s Subway Smasher”

We’ve had this same conversation before, someone said it’s not removable and then someone posted a picture of a Sawzall saying begging to differ.

This Lambo

Hummer

I would add V8 swap to the list.

The only warriors Gawker cares about are the ones who riot over their hurt feelings.

That’s the exact face a friend of mine made when Inga, the Swedish stripper, came to my house. “She gonna use toys!!”

Let this be a reminder to people, check your tire pressures. This is what just 1.5 PSI difference between them will do!

BMW M3. Especially the e46...

And I do not mean the “my son plays lacrosse” upper class. I mean the “I could kill a poor person and get away with it” upper class.

those of us who browse eBay and Autotrader at 1 a.m. in our underwear

And of course, the 1998 5.9L ZJ.