Clearly sir you haven’t been introduced to the marvellous new XC90, I’ll have one of my sales assistants grab you a brochure and can I get you a cup of coffee while you wait?

THE PATH TO ULTIMATE BALANCE BEGINS HERES...

WTF! You swapped the crappy Italian V6 for a Japanese V8. Awesome! Sounds like a deal. Then you go and do this to the inside of the car. Even if I liked it, and I most assuredly do not, the goddamned gauges aren’t even in a straight line.

Sorry, but I won't stop having sex with your sister.

Everything that followed this:

The vehicle trim of absolutely nothing. No trim levels. Just all a la carte options. You want heated seats? Boom. No optioning up to a trim with a bunch of other shit you don’t want.

Torchinsky’s got you covered.

Transit Connect RS

Thanks; I need some sympathy for all the hatred forced upon me this week. It’s tough being a straight white guy.

sporty grand tourer called the Cheetah.

If you try a Citroën 2CV simulator, you’ll hit your head on the floor.

I guess this one will need more practice,

This one has to make the list. High on the list. The ‘94 Ram is genesis for the modern pickup truck.

This is a pretty fun question with a lot of interesting answers. How about Chrysler’s return to glorious return to rwd V8 fullsizers?

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The correct phrasing would be “It has the optional V6”.

Hahahahaha, thank you for this. Comment of the day.

It’s really cute how you Z and Infiniti guys think those cars sound good.