I’m just kidding. I...I don’t have a job.

First Martin Shkreli, now José Mourinho. Will there be any heroes left among us by day’s end?

Sacked, not fired. Where do you think this is, Texas?!?

Maybe you'll get lucky and the wife will go first! ;)

I get drunk everytime the Binny’s commercial comes on.

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Key point in your anecdote: “every little town”. Are you that surprised that the rural population in any state is more right-leaning? The important part is that there are more left-leaning people to keep electing democrats, so our state doesn’t fall into the same perils that Wisconsin now faces.

Wait, I don’t think there has there ever been a “PORN STARS: Ranked” list, right?

That was a bullshit call, also Wow. Go Bournemout. Go.

I feel physically ill after that.

College football is way, way, way more fun when the U is good.

We’re still not forfeiting the Duke win, Coach Cutcliffe.

My adrenaline was already up because someone that I thought I could trust to be a rational human being started trying to tell me that the PP shooting from last Friday was not as bad as it’s been made out to be and that the bank was the actual target and then I fucking refresh my Facebook and this is the story that…

To be fair, the Sixers will probably get a win before Comedy Central picks up another season of his awful television show. I like Hannibal a lot, but good God, that show was so bad it was painful.

Leicester City’s chairman has vowed to use this approach so nothing ends in a Thai.

It hasn't been as widely reported, but Andy Dalton was also walking gingerly after their game.

If this guy is a protestor, Carly Fiorina is a presidential candidate.

Let’s remember that one of those managers had cancer and died while the other was the caretaker when he was on leave. Furthermore the article’s point was about the lack of consistency in the style of play that Real’s managers have brought while Barca has been pretty stable in that regard.

I tend to look at the glass half-full, so let me be the first to congratulate the Bills fans on being able to read about fuck ups one, two and three without thinking of J.P. Losman, Trent Edwards and E.J. Manuel.

This has to be one of the most underrated comedies on television. It’s so good. I never realized how great an actress both Alex and Niecy were until I started watching.