sunglasses inside is the new baggy clothes is the new black

and peyton manning before that

the silence can be deadly

Please don’t overlook the draft. We drafted a wide receiver and a defensive tackle with our first and second picks with glaring holes at o line, linebacker, and cornerback.

Stop. Collaborate and listen.

why is FUT a scam? I reached a point after about 100 games where the outcomes seemed pre-determined. Is scripting real? Is that why FUT is a scam?

DT is a complicated position you guys. It’s gotta be a lot to remember to lineup next to the ball and push into the backfield on each play.

also, .30 is pretty impressive for 5:15 pm.

if only Susan read deadspin more often. she would’ve incoporated “cunt punt” into her top 10 list.

I love how the Jets and Dolphins have gone from conference rivals to mediocrity rivals.

This story is almost too good. Kinda reminds me of the LeBron’s mom - Delonte West distracting us from something else going on.

write what you know

bottled water and for-profit colleges are pretty big scams too

I hate this guy, but he makes football more fun for everyone. I would give my first born to hear Belichick talk shit about everyone’s personnel moves.

Overvaluing meaningless results is easily the worst thing about USMNT fans. Can’t we just admit the team is mediocre?

I’ll take this over that Landon Donovan goal posted yesterday.

Both the USA and Algeria needed a win to advance from the group, so both sides were in attack mode. After five minutes of 7 v 3 on each end, Donovan punched in a rebound to clinch the win. It was exciting for the USA in terms of the result, but not really that exciting in terms of great football.

They won’t admit it, but my parents knew my life was peaking when I went to the national spelling bee in seventh grade.

I trusted a 22 y/o to pick up a 6-pack. I said, “Whatever is fine. Just don’t get Corona.” He got Magic Hat #9, which is worse than Corona.

Not sure what the play is here. Double tap cross? Triple tap cross? Plain old pass?