The newspaper is the Daily Gazette, not the Press-Gazette -

I’m sure Univision apologized, but the Donald neglected to finish this sentence. It was actually, “I’m sorry, but we have to let you go.”

Golf clap - tremendous, nicely done.

When someone makes condescending and insulting generalizations about my home, I react. No apologies -

As a native upstater I hope you die in a drought-induced wildfire, asshole -

No idea whatsoever what you just said -

Toed the party line . . .

Love John Hiatt . . .

I heard this in Paul Harvey’s voice. Nice touch -

Strangely reminiscent of my own engagement and wedding -

I think you meant ensured, not insured

Yeah man, you're totally right

'Meth-addled crocodile emporium' - stealing that.

http://m.vermontteddybear.com/sellgroup/fift…

I read the headline and thought Garry Shandling was making a comeback,

Also a grammar dork professionally and there isn't and editor out there who wouldn't have changed that to 2-3 sentences.

Nope, total run-on . . .

Apparently you can indict a ham sandwich, but not a cop.

I hate the phrase 'gone missing'. Can we just say disappeared or vanished?