If you've been to an omelette station, you know the flip is the key.

We were in the limo on the way to the wedding and my brothers were encouraging me to continue down I-90 to Boston for the game -

I got married on the night the '03 ALCS got rained out - good thing, too, because if they had rolled out the tv ( as my father-in-law had planned) I might have had the shortest marriage inhistory.

Who knew the royals were Seinfeld fans?

Wait, this is a show about women in prison???

Fage is produced in upstate NY -

Thanks, that's good -

So I've had a shit day on top of a shit week - I could really use a laugh or two. Anybody heard a good joke they could share? I'd appreciate the chuckle - and yes, I am drinking heavily already.

I'm on the team for medical reasons -

Jameson's. Neat. Unlike me.

Wish someone felt thiswary about me . . .

Bona fide - typo.

Bona fida occupational qualification - sad but true

He knows the lord's kiss -

No love for Margaery?

I'd watch that -

He has stated that his wife told him if he kills Arya, she will divorce him, so I think she's ok