How does one get out of the greys?

“The Joy of Watching James May Unbox a Whole Car”

Pics in a Pictorial article would have been nice.

Starting from scratch ~ This American Life

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I make home made, and have never heard of adding jello. Why would you? The fruit has it’s own pectin, making it ‘gel’ on it’s own. For flavor, you could add orange or lemon zest. I’m actually curious as to the addition of the jello

I’m older now. 60's. And tell sisters not to spend money on me or my kids. (I don’t like them. Sisters, not my kids). And they do it anyway.

I’m so fucking glad I’m old.

I’m the only woman who will bring CHUCK NORRIS to his knees!

We stumbled upon Amsterdam gin once, when we didn’t want to spend the money on a bottle of blue Bombay. It made for a nice martini, but it worked better with a slice of cucumber than an olive.

I am the third of six. I still feel like an only child, because the older one than I (3.5 years) was into drugs and shit by the time she was 12, and the ones just younger than I were all a year and a half apart, and wanted nothing to do with me.

Morty can tell time.

Your wife is a smart woman.

I like Neccos.

I am so sorry. My heart is breaking for everything.

Looking out my front door.

she is lovely!! on the list of dog breed to get when I retire.

Is that what they’re supposed to look like???

I’ll be selling my car next year, but I’ll be having a problem putting a price on it. The odometer says 85 thousand miles, but the engine has 7 thousand. Does that matter? Does that add anything to the value?

It. Would. Not. Accept. My. Vote.