Asking delicately, are there children involved?

Do you have a roomba? I’m on the fence about one, thinking I just have too much stuff on the floor, too many furniture legs on the floor to make it worth it. I’d have to take out the regular vacuum anyway to get around the stuff the roomba named Frank couldn’t get around.

I was hoping someone would get this! This is my go to drink, I’ve fallen helplessly in love with Polar this summer, and we’re never going to break up. Never!

I actually like Turok better than Ashlyn, Jaylan, Jaieleyn, Hayelee, Amaelee, or any of the other J names, ...lee, ...lei, ...ley... cayden, kayden, kaiden,

By mistake, I have a picture of my mother in law in her casket.

Mom made her own, grew her own roots, brought the vinegar and blender into the back yard. Dug the roots, peeled them, chopped, and into the blender they went with the vinegar.

I never would put wasabi in my cocktail sauce.

Her new size 38 EE kidneys are throwing off her balance.

We grew up on sos, to this day every once in a while I get a craving for sliced roast beef open faced sandwiches, peas on the side. Hmmm.... I feel a roast beef dinner coming on.

Aw, come on. You’re telling me this hair doesn’t have it going on?

HI FIVE.

You think I let anyone else drive?

I learned to drive on a 57 Chevy half ton pickup. I then owned a 65 Beetle, and then had a 97 SW2, which I put 250,002 miles on, same clutch. Now I have a 2013Fiat 500c, 87k miles. When I finally traded in the Saturn, I made them saw off the stick knob and give it to me. I loved my wagon. I don’t think I’ll ever love a…

I have never had seyferts, I miss to this day the demise of my dearly departed State Line Potato Chips.

Who do you think is reading this essay?

I saw this video and first thing that popped into my brain was “At Play in the Fields of the Lord”. Then I listened to it, and read the comments. What a first class asshole.

Too much will be wasted, left on the side walls of the squeezable tube. Give me a good tub that I can scrape clean with a tub anytime. And Rosin is right. Stir it up, spoon it out.

Do comments routinely get pulled?

You’re so right, and it’s not really such a joke.

Kellyanne was an Aerosmith groupie?