As I was saying...

Awww, I love you too.

I think it’s the bleach bottle blond. The hair is dead.

I made it a little easier for you. Ivanka, the one on the right, is wearing a pink that has a little dirt mixed in. It’s a little browner. Adrienne’s hair has some of that brown mixed in, making it look a little dirty.

The only thing that should be champagne gold is my Fischerbrand Vortex Genie2

I know. It’s a little pool, above ground, 12 foot across? Her personal cool off after a hard day of work place. I’m sure if I showed up with a bottle of white she’d not care, jump in!. But, I don’t want to just show up. I have a sister in one of the richest cities in the state. With a pool. I haven’t been invited in…

Last I heard, you don’t own the road in front of your house. Last I heard, unless you live in a gated community, we all own the road in front of your house.

‘problem with kinja’

As far as I’m concerned, he confirmed there is a tape.

No, it doesn’t always pay to have a friend with a pool. Friend wants pool to herself, and it’s hard to invite yourself over to the pool when all you want to do is come home, take off clothes, put on suit, and jump in.

We took out an unsecured loan to buy a ‘boat’ in ‘California’.

Leftover moo goo gui pan

I THINK SHE’S FAKE! She was wearing sleeves!!!

I’ve made two truly inedible meals in my life.

I am so sorry. It’s all I can say.

YES! I knew someone would get this!!!

Nah, I’m going to be reading my Carl Hiaasen novel, Lucky You. 

I got from reading between the lines, the previous owner was elderly, and needed to sell it for as much as they could get because they are living on a fixed income, probably hadn’t driven in years, and won’t be doing much driving, if any, going forward.