Are you feeling better now? Sincerely hope you are. Been there myself.

You tell them ‘no, it means you are closer to God, for He feels your pain so much deeper, he died by suicide on the cross’.

White noise phone app? Does it disguise snoring by the other being a bed?

You’ll also want to wash your sheets regularly (by which we mean every week,

I’m teary eyed at work reading this. What a wonderful community, great going, folks.

All mammals only produce milk after having babies. It’s part of being a mammal.

Glutin-free (for non-medical reasons), or suffering from what my husband calls Sillyass Disease, is right up there.

I laughed out loud.

I wouldn’t even say the necklines are the same, only in that the shoulders are exposed. Meghan’s dress had a curve up at the shoulder, this biatch’s dress goes straight across.

That almost makes me want to go back to reddit after 2 years absent.

Don’t buy sponges. Use a dish towe/washcloth size, wash in washing machine after every use.

When I had chickens they would eat anything, except citrus fruit. And I wouldn’t feed them left-over chicken.

Did you eat him in spaghetti sauce afterwards? Fry it up, sauce it for an hour, it’s very good.

People. It sounds friendlier than Human.

His name’s Frank. We’re on the same bowling league, down at Silver Lanes.

No.... THIS is farking nuts!

I want to watch the videos, but I’m certain I will laugh, and then I will go to hell. I don’t want to go to hell, so I won’t watch.

Google is your friend.