Would it work on me, considering I’m of the lady persuasion? Could I grow a beard?

Oh hell no. They probably have pieces of dead alligators and snakes tucked away in there for snacks for later.

Kind of. It depends on the individual dog. My dog once ate a 3 pound bag of chocolate chips, the good ones. And all it did was run a very good brand new wool carpet. He was fine, and looking for more.

That thing is hideous.

She gets to keep her medals because she was faster/better than the people she was competing against. Simple as that.

Just that I get the impression that he’s she’s in the zip code of the line

I am laughing out loud at work and getting looks, thankyouverymuch.

I use a 70% dark chocolate bar, real sugar, real vanilla, real rum if it’s winter and we’ve just finished shoveling the driveway. Real milk, real heavy cream. Real pat of butter on top.

I watched this video once. It was like fingernails on a chalkboard.

It sounds so funny to read “on Connecticut” because I’m in Connecticut, and I couldn’t figure out where In connecticut you were talking about! Then I realized I had no idea in hell what you are talking about.

O O!! I was at the assigned table (cruise) with a couple, the other husband ordered his eggs “sunny side up”. He was trying to impress his bride. When they came exactly as ordered, he was all flustered that they weren’t cooked all the way through, but were, gasp, raw on one side! He sent them back to be cooked…

There is a bluejeans maker in Hartford, CT. A pair of their jeans is close to $300. I can’t afford that. I try, mightily, to buy made in America, and have for my whole life. But sometimes it’s impossible.

O I’m not referring to Leslie, I’m admonishing anyone who would do that to their parent.

I realize no one is going to read this, or comment on it. ( no one ever does.) But I need to get it out there anyway. When my mom passed away suddenly at a very young and healthy 69, she had only been retired 4 years, and they had looked forward to many years of travel and being together. They were married 50 years.…

I need to come to your wedding. I've never been to a prom, and I had really big hair in the '80's. So there's that. And I killed our guinea pig by roasting it under our aluminum flyer sled when I was a kid. (It was an accident!), so I owe the guinea pig population. I'll bring a present for them. So I need an…

Vacation? What does that word even mean?

I was driving my (now ex) husband's old Caddy with him in the passenger seat. The brakes went. So I put on the emergency brake, they didn't work either. Coasting downhill out of the school parking lot towards Main Street, busy road, and gaining speed. What to do? Put it in Park. Only thing to do. Crunch. Stopped the…

What is this thing, and the gray thing above?

Go with the masters.

I'm pretty sure Clarkson will go down as the person who killed TG