No, Baio will replace Sessions, cause he played Bob Loblaw on Arrested Development. Carson will be replaced by the $31,000 dining room set, since it is about as capable as he is as HUD director.

Also what total dick throws his wife under the bus in front of the ENTIRE COUNTRY?! Bitch, even if that was her table, it came out of YOUR budget that YOU control because it is tied to YOUR government position. You own that.

Email in full from FOX news contributor who just quit to his colleagues. He was no saint but truth is good medicine. (Thanks to WTFJHT).

The whole circus around Trump maybe having to be interviewed is just too funny. They should just ask him stuff that he’s already said before, then when he contradicts himself they just wheel out an old tv on a trolley, like they used to use in school lessons, and play back what he said before.

A few years ago in Trumps office

Working title: I Thought I Could Sup With the Devil But My Spoon Was Too Short.

Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! Rage! Blow!

Yeah, Thanos looks faintly surprised to me, but more like “oh, this little creature is much stronger (edit: and ballsier) than the others”, not like he’s worried or having to put in much effort.

Steve vs. Thanos is gonna be short.

Dear 15 year old self: They’ve done what you said was impossible.
Oh my god Peter and Tony.
Peter and Strange.
Thanos and Everybody.
Hold God.

What do you expect from the studio that gave away the Death of Superman in only his second movie and brought him back in the very next movie?

The Reverse Cavill

This looks terrible and no one should buy tickets for the 7:30 screening at the Dobly screening at AMC Tysons in Virginia or the one immediately after it. I’ll buy the tickets for those shows and go to it myself, just to make sure it’s really good before anyone else buys tickets.

It’s the American version of Braveheart. Anyone who is not moved by this is a traitor.

Now, imagine how money Justice League could have made if you had something similar but with Darkseid having built their universe properly and not just one out of three films? And that last shot with Cap vs. Thanos? Superman vs. Darkseid. With properly fucking rendered CGI! Sigh. And now if they try it’ll come off as a…

it definitely sets a president.

“Can we get that one with some gold leaf on it?”

That’s a nice picture of Trump up there pointing at shit. You know who else has a lot of pictures of himself pointing at shit? Kim Jong Un.

We should have a new force called the Space Force. It’s like the Army and the Navy, but for space, because we’re spending a lot of money on space.