🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

I think this is not a competition and both were awesome.

And Hasan Minhaj repeatedly pointed out he did “nat sea” bannon either.

Someone give this man a Netflix special or something. I love the way that he can maintain such a light touch without trivializing his subject-matter. This speech shows remarkable control, and it displays irreverence in a way that’s about the world instead of the comedian’s persona. (My beef with comics who fetishize…

Ha. We pretty much wrote the same thing.

“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

“Wednesday being, of course, a day of the week, one of the best days. So that’s how that’ll work next week, it’ll be on a day, a day in the week, probably that day, but who knows? Maybe a night.”

He may make up for it by having each half of his brain taking turns sleeping during the day.

Friendly reminder to fly Virgin America, Alaska, or JetBlue

Honestly though, babies should be stored with the luggage or something.

Seriously. I’m just annoyed someone is giving her ad revenue for giving some of the most basic advice I’ve ever heard. That’s like someone saying that you should make sure to rest when you get the flu. THANKS, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.

Excuse me while I snort my birth control off my desk.

Wow. How many episodes of The Expanse were there for season 2 and how little or no coverage there was for the show on this site that needs so much support.

stopping by to say that Conniving Sex Hypnotists would be a great band name

Instead of putting it in a dumb bag, they could put it in a bottle. Then you don’t even have to put the fucking thing in a machine. TAKE THAT FOR DATA.

You really shouldn’t be doing this if they’re not paying you.

Edited - I answered my own questions by going to their site. So the pricing is similar to a juice bar and each bag is a single serving. However, I found this tidbit “Once pressed, the pulp inside can be eaten (our preference),“ please tell me someone in your office eats this.

And here I am just eating fruits & vegetables whole like a goddamned caveman. Juicing things the primitive way with my teeth.

I guess what a lot of us are missing is, how is this better/cheap than just buying juice? You compare it to a juicer, but its not a juicer, its a juice dispenser.