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The memory has a tendency to make things look WAY better than they did when we got them.  I tried going back to the original Tomb Raider a little while back and... woof.  That game looks ROUGH.

The Link’s Awakening remake art style was great for that game, but I think there’s a lot more charm in this, recreating the original game’s graphics but shinier. It is immediately recognizable to anyone who played the original and I think it looks great.

Well this is a pleasant surprise. Looking forward to hearing a refreshed take on the forest maze theme, which still gets stuck in my head all these years later.

I don’t get it...it looks exactly the same as the origi... ... ...oh.  Man those old TVs made up for a lot.

It’s literally an HD version of the original game’s art.  I love it.

The myth that Titanic’s builders and White Star thought the ship was unsinkable took off after it was lost. Creating that level of hubris sold newspapers. The Olympics were very safe by the standards of their day, but Captain Smith’s recklessness in trying to plow through a known ice field at flank speed ultimately

What do you mean, not run by smart people? The people running this company are rich. You can’t get rich unless you’re really smart.

Uh, carbon fiber submarine hull??? Wtf.

This is devastating news for people who enjoy watching other people do things.

10,000 hours to become an expert...

It’s hard to reach “hitting someone with a phone so hard they need stitches” levels of awful between fourth grade and adulthood. You really need to start training in preschool, as I'm sure he did. 

“I was trying to see if I could hit her with the phone at the end of the show because it would be funny,” accused phone-pelter Nicolas Malvagna said

I can sympathize, as I once strangled my spouse as a joke. They didn’t laugh though, which just made me so angry. This generation is too sensitive, nobody can take a joke anymore.

Oh look! Perfomative hornyness on the internet! How mind-meltingly original.

I can’t wait for social media to fucking die.

This “I’m pretending I have some incredible niche and weird fetish by proclaiming that I find some unconventionally-attractive fictional character to be attractive! Isn’t that wacky, random and very original?” meme needs to stop.

Fucking weirdos.

Where does this end? Brokeback Factory? “I wish I knew how to decouple my sensors from you”

Ah is it that time of the month? When we have the periodic “the ‘internet’ are thirsty for <vaguely inappropriate character X>“. The herb era of these sites is producing some seriously sex starved writers! We all have our fetishes but yeesh guys. Suppose it's better than Ganondorf?

So this is cool, but not the sexy robot girls from Atomic Heart are cringe objectification? Nice brain rot article guys.

Seriously, get therapy.