If I had something I thought was worth almost half a million dollars, I’d sell it somewhere other than eBay.

It makes sense in games that are actually meant to be played competitively (which there are PLENTY OF), but not in Smash, which is meant to be fun. 

They just need to git gud

“Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 makes The Godfather Part II look like Rocky V.”

I’d watch the shit out of that.

Oh no, incredibly popular thing is getting publicity.

Outside sign: “THE KNIT PIT”

Ok but…what if he did have a password on his account? o_O

My wife and I are Disney+ subscribers, went to Disneyland a couple months ago, and consider ourselves fairly big Disney fans.

And “flor” means “flower” in Spanish

Gettin that Amazon money

Ugly

It’s the new “literally”

They don’t know how to think for themselves. They literally just parrot what they see other similar people doing because they’re afraid of anything slightly different from their worldview.

We are ALL British on this blessed day :)

Switch Pro confirmed

It does have real strawberry, just not much. The lady sued because she said the box makes it look like there’s only strawberry in there, which is just as dumb.

Judge to Plaintiff: git gud

I guess I’ve had screen lock on for so long that I did indeed forget it was an option.