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Not to mention it’s basically a part time job just to find one at non-scalper prices.

Or if they waited until after. Like patch them a week and a half after launch.

They’ll be current gen when you can actually walk into a store and buy one without any effort

I generally like Seth Green’s work, and I generally hate scammers of any kind, but I gotta say, it feels like these particular scammers saved the world from something awful here.

You can buy base EA for $39.99 billion, but if you want access to all of the studios and IPs, it will cost you over $800 billion.

You can’t say Isabelle is choosing non-violence because she’s never even presented with the option do anything violent. It’s not like after you get your island to five stars, she tells you about how she came to the island to get away from her past in the dog fighting rings and how she still hears the cries of the…

In Strange 1 he can play piano (and is a huge pop music buff), but it’s something he can’t do anymore after losing function in his hands.

Assuming you would’ve paid $60 for a year of regular old PS+ anyway, getting to play those three games you want for an extra $40 (assuming you finish them within a year) isn’t a bad deal. Unless you plan on replaying them a bunch.

Everyone loses

No, because the C-suite would never sign off on it

The purpose was that it actually fit in a regular-sized pocket

Touch grass

Lemme just pour some time and money into fixing this $80 thing that should work properly to begin with

My Pro Controller drifts just like my Joy-Con.

I still don’t even know anyone that’s even seen a PS5 in person, but I have one (left) Joy-Con and one Pro Controller with drift issues.

I’d gladly drop some more money on those, as well as TV show content.

Proud of you for being honest with yourself unlike the throng of “omg just end the series already/who even wants this?” commenters who will buy and play this and every future KH game until they die.

All hail Klaud, our Trodatome King

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