I just want to chime in and say FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR PRIVILEGE. Bitching about Biden is a luxury a lot of us don’t get because OUR LIVES ARE AT STAKE.

Damn, I missed out. I never got cash from my loans.

Why are you surprised? Isn’t finding bugs exactly what betta testing is for?

This photo from the product page on Amazon is incredibly unsettling.

This photo from the product page on Amazon is incredibly unsettling.

There’s also a practice mode that lets you spawn in any kind of friendly/enemy AI you want at will.

Solid points. This is all assuming that he actually has it, of course.

Me pre-salty-ass petulant gamer tears in these comments: Oh cool, this makes a lot of sense. Although I never really got into it, Minecraft is immensely popular, and they have a cool new unique moveset.

Why couldn’t it have been [millionth Fire Emblem character]???

Took me two years to realize we were actually playing Mr. Fantastic.

You can’t just come up with new rules for something just because you don’t like it. Literally nothing about Mario makes sense. There is no internal logic. What examples of the rule of law have been shown in Mario games that make the Piantas actions seem worse? Even if there is something, this was the first game with…

Sure, but why does it make less sense than literally anything else about the world of Mario? A horny fire-breathing turtle dragon keeps kidnapping a human princess and repeatedly has to be rescued by an Italian plumber dwarf with the power to jump three times his height who commits genocide against sentient mushrooms,…

Friendship ended with ZACK

Right? It makes at least as much sense as the plot of any other Mario game.

Then they fixed Battlefront II and turned it into a really good game. I’m optimistic.

Old man yells at (downloading free additional content from) cloud

That and they’ve owned Twitch for six years and have been selling games in multiple formats for even longer.

Does he redistrute the lettibers too?

Does he redistrute the lettibers too?

Right? I like Kirby, but I don’t think I like Kirby *that* much. 

This makes sense to me. I could see people not wanting to play/buy stuff in the current game without knowing whether it would carry over.

So are Waffles and Butters, Mr. I-Know-Italian-But-Apparently-Not-English.