Maybe Spanfeller and Co. can use AI to create fake page/ad views for Deadspin from now on since they ran off all the human readers.

I’ll buy one of each of these if Spanfeller and Maidment resign/get fired within the next week.

I’ll buy one of each of these if Spanfeller and Maidment resign/get fired within the next week.

And it got approved, so I really doubt that Ana or anyone took it personally.

And it got approved, so I really doubt that Ana or anyone took it personally.

I really doubt he/she is personally directing it at the Deals people. There’s just nowhere else to express it since the Deadspin comments were removed.

I really doubt he/she is personally directing it at the Deals people. There’s just nowhere else to express it since…

RIP Deadspin. Fuck Spanfeller and Maidment.

RIP Deadspin. Fuck Spanfeller and Maidment.

Save Time In The Outer Worlds By Being Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment

We need to get this to be the first result that comes up when you search Spanfeller, G/O, etc. Someone smarter than me: how do we achieve this?

Or more likely she’ll learn about all of this in her weekly meeting with her publicist next Monday because she’s way too big and busy to run her own social media.

Dude literally just wanted an excuse to confess that he likes Nickelback.

Or whoever runs her twitter account knew this would get wide coverage among a demographic that isn’t in her typical market and get her in front of millions of people who might not otherwise care about anything she does.

Well maybe there would be more Mac gamers if there were more Mac games! But also, they’d probably make more Mac games if there were more Mac gamers...

“I feel awful for all the developers“ is becoming an increasingly, worryingly common phrase these days.

Same here. I’m sure there are more of us, but we’ll never know exactly how many.

Wasn’t crazy about most of Noel’s last album, but this song has me hopeful for his next. 

I don’t condone destruction of private property, but I can’t blame our fowl friend for protesting the celebration of something so heinous. 

Yep, they suck. My girlfriend worked at a great local BBQ place in college, and like any great BBQ place, they only have certain quantities of each meat available every day because they’re all smoked for ~16 hours. So of course customers would constantly place orders for things at the end of the day that had sold out…

Don’t forget not using them because they fuck over local restaurants by listing them without permission, then throw them under the bus if something goes wrong with an order, and refuse to delist them from the site.

*HONK*

Also, it’s says “Orange Juice”, but Sunny D is definitely not orange juice.

For real. I was driving on a very rural backroad a couple months ago, and I saw one of these that had flipped into a ditch. The cab managed to land mostly upright and mostly intact, but the box and it’s contents were flipped over into the ditch. It was impressive tbh.