God, if this very weirdly specific situation ever happens to me, I’m running to Walmart to pick up a 20lb bag of ice and a slingshot.

Admittedly, I have not. If I’m leaving the house to go get pizza, I’m going to pick it up from somewhere local that doesn’t deliver/deliver to me. But I know that if there’s a chance to shave a few dollars off the operating cost somewhere, franchise owners will figure it out.

Exactly. If I’m leaving the house to go get pizza from somewhere, it’s not going to be Pizza Hut haha. I only order from the big chains if I’m feeling lazy, and because I’m juuuuust outside the delivery area for the good local places.

Same. The age difference doesn’t matter nearly as much as life experience and common interests, and maturity. An 11-year age gap would be much less significant between a 51-year old and a 40-year-old, or a 41-year-old and a 30-year-old.

Yeah, but if employees can just put the pizza in the locker and not have to interact with customers, it frees up a good chunk of their time, letting franchisees hire fewer workers or schedule fewer workers for a shift.

This would be way cooler if the movies were arranged in alphabetical or chronological order within each category. Yikes.

This would be way cooler if the movies were arranged in alphabetical or chronological order within each category.…

New from Scuf: the (Disad)Vantage!

Kinja continues to Kinja in new and exciting ways. This one worked. Thanks! Looks like a necessity for wearing pins out anywhere.

Kinja continues to Kinja in new and exciting ways. This one worked. Thanks! Looks like a necessity for wearing pins…

Mario is a bad plumber because he finds thousands of gold coins in your pipes and just keeps them. Then again, he’s also fighting dangerous monsters and such in there without that really being a part of a plumber’s job, so I think it’s an ok trade.

Boooring. Let me know when Hot n’ Spicy is back in stock.

Boooring. Let me know when Hot n’ Spicy is back in stock.

That’s a cute idea. You should snag one of these to go with it: https://shop.lego.com/en-US/product/Wedding-Favor-Set-2018-40197

That sounds great, but that link is just giving me the 404 dogs

That sounds great, but that link is just giving me the 404 dogs

God, imagine the looks you’d get from moms while you’re doing some work at Starbucks with your headphones on and your face buried in your big-ass “predator” laptop.

God, imagine the looks you’d get from moms while you’re doing some work at Starbucks with your headphones on and…

Yeah, I’m going to hold out and see if they ever release this on console without the microtransactions, or wait another seven years for them to put out something else. I can’t imagine getting as engrossed in this if it’s asking me to give it money.

I did the exact same thing with the 10-pack of USB hubs. I guess it’s a good sale for office administrators?

I did the exact same thing with the 10-pack of USB hubs. I guess it’s a good sale for office administrators?

Even if they did, they’re $50 each, so you’d be paying $100 for a pair, instead of the MSRP of $80, or the common sale price of $70, or the reasonable MSRP of the other two consoles of $60, or the common sale price for the other two consoles of $40.

Nice to know that Kinja doesn’t only affect us lowly commenters haha

I’d rather hitchhike from Dallas to DC than fly United. I’d have about the same chance of getting beaten half to death and robbed.

Right? Holy Clickbait, Batman. People who read past the headline are going to be pissed, and people who don’t are going to think he’s dead.

Despite the ridiculous price tag.

Despite the ridiculous price tag.