Dammit, same.

Then in 2021, we’ll get Spider-Man 2: Spider-Men

MTV is too busy doing other stuff that also isn’t music

Yeah, it’s nice to know roughly what the game will be about and when it takes place, but the way they announced it couldn’t have been more awkward and unexciting.

They retroactively named their first gen “Series 0” because there are slight differences between it and the Series 1, which was offered as a cheaper alternative to the Series 2.

They retroactively named their first gen “Series 0” because there are slight differences between it and the Series…

We need it. It’s the only viable alternative to FIFA, which is going to hell.

Dear god, we’ve come full circle.

I’m very excited for Extraction to make a return. It was easily my favorite mode in Battlefront 2015, and Kessel seems like the perfect setting for it.

I would kill for another pixelated, grindy, no-training-wheels Pokémon game.

Oh man, I can’t wait for release day.

I don’t even remember the last time I bought hardware/accessories from GameStop. Amazon and Walmart are almost always cheaper, and Target and Best Buy price match. Plus with those retailers, you aren’t trapped inside a bathroom stall-sized store space with a very sweaty dude in a Gears of War 3 polo who hasn’t…

This has been on my “cool stuff I can actually afford but I’ll never buy” list for a long time.

This has been on my “cool stuff I can actually afford but I’ll never buy” list for a long time.

That’s my ranking completely backwards, but I also completely understand yours.

2 Bat Nipples > 2 Marthas

Also, at least Batman and Robin tried to be fun. At least you could tell some of the people involved in making it were having fun.

Oh man. Has Kotaku ever done an article about those? If not, they definitely should.

Apparently it is. Every time there’s a new big shooter released, I always see a bunch of PC players complain that there’s no splitscreen.

Same, and yes, according to their website they’re working on console ports. No date yet from what I saw.

Excited about this coming to consoles soon. It reminds me of the old stick figure flash games I sunk dozens of hours into as a middle schooler.

They’ve definitely shown non-Pokémon fish in the anime before. It’s weird to think they would make a distinction between Pokémon and lesser animals, but I guess it’s also weird that we make a distinction between food animals (cows, chickens, fish, pigs, etc.) and non-food animals in real life (dogs, cats, hamsters,…