My Mom told me that she found me in a tiny teacup, in the yard, under a rose bush. She also told me not to get tattoos, because that's how the "feds" get you. I'm starting to think my Mom just made shit up.

I work tech support at a university—primarily for faculty. They make sure to remind me on a regular basis that I don't know everything they do (some more obnoxiously than others). But yeah, I've had to explain what a cursor is to grown adult people.

that fuggin great

I am interested to see (if this is the new normal) how much the populations on the West Coast will raise over the next decade. Might be a good time to invest in Portland and Seattle!

This is a great point. I used to be overweight and would do anything I could to avoid saying "plus size" because it made me feel like garbage.

It's a city in Lebanon. Has a very... painful history.

Ball point pens DO run out of ink, just not as fast as a quill would have.

Take it from one who frequently handwrites stories in bed.

I would give hot dogs to the Vikings

Everyone on here saying that "Jesus turned into a zombie anyway, LOL" is incredibly offensive. Jesus, upon Resurrection, was not a zombie. His command of speech and mastery of arcane powers means that he was a LICH.

And I stand behind Ottermann. Maybe not all of them are actual hipsters, but obviously the designer is. Apart from the Facebook guy as I said elsewhere since he is a stalker/serial killer.

Ah, but for Christmas, you can buy a genuine Japanese Wagyu ribeye roast for the low, low prices of $1199.99!

I had the exact same (long download time) experience setting up but everything finally updated - and it was the update that took so long, they are linked to your Amazon account out of the box - and I love them both. I bought two and got the discount. Glad I did.

Oh, and I have 2 Roku 3 boxes, a Chromecast, and now these gems, which are worth every penny, especially at the discounted price.

The Eye of Helios?

Well...the argument is that plants aren't sentient, whereas animals are.

My cat believes that she allows me to use her counter.

My boyfriend and I spend far more time than we should speaking in the "EHRMAGERHD" voices...it's funny to absolutely no one except us.

I absolutely adore C&H but I think a cartoon would only be disappointing.