It's a city in Lebanon. Has a very... painful history.

Everyone on here saying that "Jesus turned into a zombie anyway, LOL" is incredibly offensive. Jesus, upon Resurrection, was not a zombie. His command of speech and mastery of arcane powers means that he was a LICH.

Ah, but for Christmas, you can buy a genuine Japanese Wagyu ribeye roast for the low, low prices of $1199.99!

Well...the argument is that plants aren't sentient, whereas animals are.

My cat believes that she allows me to use her counter.

My boyfriend and I spend far more time than we should speaking in the "EHRMAGERHD" voices...it's funny to absolutely no one except us.

Ahhh! I had a Scooter too, and he was seriously the best friend I ever had. Dude would ride in the car with me, on my lap! Oh lord, now I'm gonna cry, I miss him sooo much ;_; I still have his sister Peanut Butter, though, and she is seriously as sweet as he was, only calico instead of orange tabby.

Knock it off with the common sense. You are ruining the comments section.

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