So, what you’re saying is, at 18 you lose your right to privacy?

Trooth!

Trooth!

And miss out on the skeeters and deer flies? That’s not camping.....

And miss out on the skeeters and deer flies? That’s not camping.....

All you really need to car-camp is a car. You drive out into the woods, and spend the night in your car.

All you really need to car-camp is a car. You drive out into the woods, and spend the night in your car.

The dick towel: a piece of cloth covering up a mans tiny penis outline so the women they are trying to impress won’t be disappointed until the date is almost over....

I swear, if any politician decides to vote against tightening restriction on medical exemptions for vaccines just because someone trotted out a famous, pretty face, well then....I guess it just proves out political leaders are dipshits and we really need to improve our education system. 

just remember that when it’s your kid someone films in a bathroom. As long as they don’t show the naughty bits, who cares about privacy, right? I mean, fuck everyone else, this guy is on Twitch!

Whomever would have selected Quisp would have won forever. All of the drafts. In perpetuity. 

Russian dressing is basically just ketchup and mayo mixed.

You! Don’t! Put! Carrots! In! Cake! You rat bastard!

A wedge salad is just a salad prepared by someone too lazy to chop the lettuce.

I eat raw celery. But I only do it to irritate those around me. It’s the same reason I eat the sprig of parsley at those restaurants that are trying to be fancy....

Pork chop in a can.....

In the midwest, yes.

Oh puh-leeze! How is this any different than parents encouraging the use of the great flavor masker to get their kids to eat food they don’t like?

So, rename it ‘Local on North, but not the Marietta Local’. Or ‘Best Food Locally on North’. Or even ‘Just Eat Here, Those Other Guys Don’t Wash Their Hands After Using The Bathroom’.

who cares how they decide to live as a married couple? It’s their marriage, after all.

Who actually gives a rats ass about Madonna anymore? Sure, she has talent, if you like that style of music. But she passed on from being a talented performer to being an eccentric kookaburra many years ago.

Actors and actresses are over rated. Need proof? Look around you. See all those people who are acting like they care about their jobs? All those strangers you see on the streets who act like they are enjoying the crowded sidewalks as they rush off to whatever menial task they have to do?

I put peanut butter on my hot dogs. Been doing it for more than 45 years. It works best on the cheap hot dogs, but it’s not bad on the gourmet ones, either.