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No. Pelosi won’t impeach because, if Congress impeaches, the Senate will refuse to remove from office. And Pelosi also remembers what happened when Clinton was impeached. Congress impeached him, but the Senate refused to remove, and his popularity skyrocketed.

Racism in Washington must be eliminated......when it’s a democrat who does it. When it’s a republican, meh.....they’re just expressing a personal opinion. 

I feel the same way about most condiments. I have never liked ketchup, mayo or mustard. Does that make me a freak? Well....I’m a freak, but not because of my hatred for condiments.

A healthy diet can contain carbs. Magical diets like Keto, or Atkins, or the Grapefruit Diet....well, they all forget the one, simple fact to weight loss that makes more difference than anything; if your caloric intake is less than what you burn, you will lose weight. Meaning, if you burn 2500 calories a day, you

That’s because she’s crazy. If you want to make it big, take the craziest idea you can, and sell it to Hollywood. They’ll eat that shit up.

Plot Twist:

Looks like Michelle wants to see the manager....

Hi, I’m a typical anti-vaxxer, and I’d just like to defend all of us anti-vaxxers by saying it’s easier to get over the death of a child than it is to care for an autistic one forever.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail or Blazing Saddles for most watched at home.

The reason we have Trump as a President is because the Democrats nominated one of the most polarizing figures in the country. With Hillary, there is no middle ground. You either love her, or you hate her. And not enough people loved her. And she has less support now than she did in 2016.

Wouldn’t ‘The Canterbury Tales’ qualify for earliest pornographic prose? It did come out some 500 years earlier.

Damn kids.....GET OFF MY LAWN!

If there’s gonna be leftovers, at least let them be something Trump will eat....

Cream Cheese is the coagulated goo of Satan!

Luigis Mansion was the reason I bought the Game Cube. It turned into my favorite console because of the awesome games it had.

If you truly want to save money on gaming, buy a Mac. We don’t get squat for games. But the ones we do get are usually good. Not always, but usually.

Well....that explains the Klingons.....

That’s a little girl car. It looks like a giant power wheels you’d buy for someone who’s 5.

In other words, people are finally realizing that the Kardashians are just money grubbers and really aren’t all that interesting. All their drama is self inflicted or made up.

I hear that if you act now, you get not one, but TWO Ginsu knives. And a Pocket Fisherman!