Fact: Acapella means “music without instrumental accompaniment.”

Erinn Hayes was the reason I watched this stupid show. I am not a huge fan of Kevin James, but with Erinn, I could watch. Leah Remini is the reason I didn’t watch king of Queens. Something about her just sets my teeth on edge.

As she was walking back into her house, Mrs. Newby was heard to mutter, “I told ‘em to git off mah lawn....but did they listen? Well, I learned ‘em a lesson or three....”

She’s the type of person who buys a house next to a gun range and then complains about the noise. Or she buys a house next to a park and complains about the children making noise.

He’s looking at those channel lock pliers with.....lust. It’s like he want’s to use them to grab someone in the ....well, you know.....

Ok....first of all, it’s a TV show about made up characters from a made up world. That means they can do whatever they want.

Personal opinion here:

CTFD means to parent rationally, not emotionally.

Hey, remember when anyone gave a rats-ass about Don Jr?

Because the condom “reduces the sensitivity of the penis and it makes it so you can’t feel anything” or some lame-ass bullshit like it. I’ll admit, sex without a condom feels better than sex with a condom. But not having a child feels a hell of a lot better than not having a child. Or a drippy-dick. Or an itchy-dick.…

Hey, let’s cut the president some slack. He was advised that he could either visit the Ghetto Memorial, or visit the local McDonalds. There just wasn’t time to do both.

Wanna go get our key for UBRS? I’m not doing anything this week.....

Anyone want to help me get my swift flight form?

“elected a fighter... they knew what they were getting when they voted for Donald Trump.”

Since Time is a news magazine, wouldn’t those covers be “Fake News”?

Everybody’s wrong! Gif is actually not an acronym. It’s an ancient Welsh word. It’s actually pronounced ‘move-y picture thingy’.

Talk about a co-inky-dink!

Yep. It’s official. Pammy is suffering from silicone poisoning. Just another D-lister trying to make herself relevant again.

I would like to know if they are practitioners of witchcraft, or of wicca. If it’s wicca, leave them alone, it’s a recognized religion. It they practice witchcraft, ask them if they are the ones who turned me into a newt, (I got better), then leave them alone. Because the term ‘witchcraft’ is so broad, it means a…