I’m just surprised the tailgate didn’t say, “National Championship’s”...

Literacy, your next.

{every year that Alabama has been a state}

Isn’t it IONIQ?

I know right? I can’t believe people still eat these

Yes, I’m sure many people will cross shop the Bolt and a Focus RS.

What do you do when your Aston breaks down and you don’t get a loaner from the dealership?

And heres what the (distant cousin) real production thing will actually look like:

Not putting miles on your Ferrari is like not having sex with your Girl Friend so she’ll be more desirable to her next Boy Friend.

Recipe for Disaster

as a tween?

350-400 hp, 6 speed manual as an option, endlessly tuneable, surprisingly comfortable, you can fit two fullsize adults in the back seat (after you wait 30 years for the seat to move for them), shares parts with tons of domestic vehicles, and you can pick a decent, fairly low mileage one up for a hair over $10,000.…

“Back of the shaft drive.” I’m always telling women about this, but they just can't seem to grasp it.

“Ugh, he has this ugly old jeep that doesn’t even have windows, but it’s supposed to be worth, like, a couple million dollars or something.”

The Isuzu Vehicross. Born at a time when all SUVs had to be boxy with topsy-turvy on-road handing. Critics laughed at its moon-lander appearance and never saw what a great vehicle it was on and off the pavement or it’s variable electro-magnetic center differential. If it could be criticized for anything, it should…

The AMC Eagle. I always wanted one when I was a kid and now everyone has a AWD or 4WD crossover/wagon/SUV.

Car based not-particularly-utilitarian 4x4 runabouts?

Pontiac, it would be years before the hideous fast roof suv became accepted.

Too soon...