Alternate title:  Apples to Assholes.

This is a fun game.

Cards Really Really Really Against Humanity

These fucktwats should just stick to fight club and kick the piss out of each other.

I don’t remember which DC movie it was because they mostly sucked but there was one where Superman has to wrestle an ICBM away from its target and the nuke goes off while he’s still on top of it. He survives but comes out looking like the Crypt Thing for a while.

It sounds a lot like Clue. And so I think I like it, as long as someone in the game gets murdered.

Just totally normal people in a totally normal country being totally normal.

Well, it would depend on the ultimate numbers we got, wouldn’t it? I confess, I have no idea where the cutoff between “good” and “bad” immigration numbers would be, or how or if skill sets would matter. Love to read an informed opinion on it, though.

Wasn’t saying that, but only refuting the assertion that we’re somehow “special” in how we protect our borders. I’m all for a reasonable, smart immigration and border policy. What we are doing now is wrong, and just fully opening the borders to any who wants to cross is wrong at the other end of the spectrum. As…

A system that allows anyone who wants to live peaceably in the United States to do so.

I mean I went through the whole system as a kid (parents were asylum applicants) and I can say from firsthand experience that the system is a dumpster fire. I was going through as a best case scenario in terms of roadblocks that the system would try to throw up (Eastern European Jewish immigrant, wealthy enough to…

Well, first of all, we can increase the number and category of visas available.

FWIW, I know you aren’t a troll for asking the author for a solution that he failed to provide. It’s a question that wasn’t answered in the post.

The real question to ask is why are people so afraid of immigrants? Immigrants built America, so we are being pretty fucking clueless with our actions.

Because the people coming aren’t white. That’s why

But I’ve already tried doing nothing and now I’m out of ideas!

A good fucking start would be to replace our foreign policy with one that doesn’t destabilize places like Honduras and create the current conditions that lead to massive emigration from crime ridden areas ruled by war chieftains. This may lead us to pay more a little bit more for coffee though so, you know, maybe…

You expressed the frustration I feel better than I ever could. Don’t apologize.

So what the fuck is the individual citizen to do? I’ve lived beneath the poverty line most of my goddamn life and I’ve barely enough resources to support my family. I live in AK (a Red state) so I know that my phone call to Murkowski was just a waste and the only thing I’m doing when I argue with my Red neighbors is…