Be honest. You would enjoy yourself more if there were nothing original.
Because then you could continue your delusion that you -and only you- could do these stories right. IF ONLY SOMEONE RECOGNIZED YOUR GENIUS!

Portman was terrible. She delivered terrible dialogue terribly.

“Someone has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, fly boy.”

Uh. Yes. She did. It’s a joke with the same premise, executed differently.