And this thoughtless, vile cruelty is a big part of his brand and why a large portion of this nation likes him.

Years ago, while out motorcycle riding, a “friend” pulled something similar to me. Riding side by side on our bikes at about 60 mph, he reaches over and hits the kill switch on my handlebar. This stopped the engine’s ignition resulting in turning the entire driveline into a mechanical brake and almost threw me over…

Rapist Outs Self At Public Gathering For Free Press

Later, after the divorce, “Melania wasn’t a very good wife. I saw her once a year, around Christmas. Terrible in bed. Not a 10.” Later, after the disowning, “Don Jr.? Never talked to him. Think I saw him once in New York, across the room at restaurant.” Later, at the check-in center in Hell, “Donald Trump? The guy was…

Teddy: Wait, the Jets? I thought you said football?

20-25 percent of NFL players are able to come back

i kept waiting for the /s and it never came

That chicken? Keep fucking it.

“If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!”

Less than half his age?

Maybe this is just me speaking for myself, but I think dating someone less than half your age is intrinsically creepy.

He is so goddamn dense that it’s honestly a miracle that he doesn’t just sink to the bottom of the pool and drown every time he gets into the water. 

And people say this guy was never IV league material.

“...nabbing him at his parents’ home where he lives in the basement.”

Front loading washer.

Well, thank God you’ll still have your hyperbole. They can’t take that away from you.

are you new here 

Does anyone have a photo of Donda West in patient clothes or examination room?

They’d just cut holes in the floor and crawl out.

There’s TWO people in the world who think it’s a good idea to hack through an aero pan? We should get them in a ring and make them fight.