GOP: Let’s immediately begin an investigation into Hillary Clinton sending a bomb to herself!

Clearly there are very fine people on both sides

I also wouldn’t be surprised if people had reported his comments to Facebook and they said it didn’t violate their standards. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve reported racist and extreme misogynist stuff and Facebook’s been like, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Remember scumbag assholes, in a murder suicide, do the suicide first.  

Clutch move with the preemptive Chopped GIF.  Saving a lot of comment space.

Holy shit, Magic Johnson comments here! Welcome, GOAT

Also no US municipality would be able to get a car marked as abandoned and crushed inside of three days.

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

I have no idea if he’s a good Catholic male, but he’s a shitty pharmacist and should be fired.

If you literally CAN’T do your job then you’re in the wrong profession, my dude.

Unabated deliberate racism. In their minds they are making America great again with a roll back to the pre-civil rights era of government. Black peoples right to vote still has to be renewed due to the voting rights act every 25 years. (Why is this even a thing?) Considering this fact, is it really surprising that …

They're not even doing this shit with a wink anymore.  Just blatant, out in the open fuckery.  

While I’m certainly happy that America’s favorite QAnon-posting, Ambien-blaming shitbag did indeed lose her cashcow, it is really a bad thing that her character dies of an opioid overdose? It’s a serious problem, and even if one person out of the 15+ million who tuned in thinks that maybe they should ask their doctors…

President Donald Trump: —of years. They say that we had hurricanes that were far worse than what we just had with Michael.
Lesley Stahl: Who says that? “They say”?
President Donald Trump: People say. People say that in the—
Lesley Stahl: Yeah, but what about the scientists who say it’s worse than ever?
President Donald…

My man, if you stare down your receiver like that on the street, you’re going to get slapped with a goddamn restraining order.

I dunno. White guys with dreadlocks are usually pretty insufferable. 

That was my thought too.  Even Terry Crews would be a better choice than The Rock. 

I don’t know if he ever actually played the role before, but in my mind’s eye, John Henry always looked like Michael Clarke Duncan.

 It's actually more like an asshole swallowing itself

So like, the Venn diagram of people who still like McGregor and MAGA chuds is a single overlapping circle, right?