I’ll try to explain it for you in simple terms:

There are deals out there. I picked up a 2018 Kia Forte new in September for $9K USD.

You shouldn’t demonstrate that you have the requisite skill and knowledge to build the objectively best iteration of a classified competition item? And, having accomplished that, sell it to fund additional projects? 

That’s what the trailer is for. He drives around with steel doors that have mirrors and roll up windows, and a separate set of tires for the road. I think possibly even different gears. They swap all of that on when they get to the track.

What is “good sounding” when it comes to engines anyhow? I doubt most people could adequately quantify it. Everybody loves 911's right? Well I think they sound metal thrashing together.

I tried.

I can’t say I have any experience with these cars at drift events, but I always thought the g35 coupe sounds freaking amazing. Am I wrong?

Disagree.

the C—a race

What the fuck? He’s telling a very relevant story. Get out of here.

Everyone may be seated.

Judge Reinstated To Bench

If you think spending $2500 to keep a 140k mile VW that is worth maybe $1500 on the road for maybe another year is a good play, feel free to lay out your case so that our reader can see another perspective.

I think Tom was suggesting to put the $4k towards a down payment on a new car, not buy a $4k car outright.

5'6", 300 is basically spherical; no wonder the reflexes kicked in

They also should have a cannon that can throw stuff at exactly the speed of terminal velocity when the object reaches the car, and throw in the same spots every time.

“America the Beautiful” is about a thousand times better than “God Bless America”.

Now who’s the jackass with too much money?

Here’s our daily “GM is shit” article. Now we just need one about Elon farting and the day will be complete.

This is just like when my wife gets mad at me about a dream she had. I don’t know the solution, but I definitely recognize the problem.