Yeah, it’s great he likes it, but...why does he like it? What works well about the composition? What doesn’t? I’m not surprised the girl cried—This isn’t useful critique.

THANKS FOR SHOOTING THIS MOMENT IN PORTRAIT MODE, MOM.

This one got me. My 10-year-old daughter does stuff like that. She’s always creating little crafts and drawings and letters and giving them to me. I mean, they suck because she’s 10, but I love them so much.

This is what I was wondering, is “masterpiece” just a top-level trim on a Mojave?  If so I don’t think it’s that bad.  Still a bit uppity for Kia, but better than it being an actual model name.

Given it says Mojave, it looks like this is basically a concept trim. I’m not sure how it’s worse than Autobiography, Platinum, Excellence, or Black Label.

Obligatory mention of the CTS V-Wagon. The ultimate jalop machine, RWD V8 Manual Wagon.

Or a tuned Buick Vettemaster

Not one person said Volvo 240 with an LS/T56 swap.

Just rent a Home Depot truck when you actually need to haul stuff.

“Your mom never bought you wooder ice!”

I’m not doing the math, but I hope the answer is 80085.

Oh sure. Now he’s against release.

I do not want to see Robert Kraft given a blowjob, but I do want to live in a world where the video of Robert Kraft getting a blowjob is widely available.

Anyone growing up in the 90's knows that’s not an S it is a Stussy.

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

I guess if I just blogged from home I wouldn’t care much about fuel costs either...

and why he thinks gas prices should be steadily raised to $7 a gallon like in Europe, both inherently reasonable policy positions for someone to have, even someone who enjoys driving.

I guess it would be too hard to just make everybody do two laps by themselves like they did for decades. 

Man... we need some answers. What the fuck is happening!?

Cold tires and 1.5 psi off.  We all know why...