Oh okay. That doesn't make it any less fucked up.

I think it's more like Huckabee's book on American culture with some shit about his life or something.

Why is he talking about this in his memoir?

I loved Music Band before they sold out and got commercial!

gonna go laugh at this forever bye

i don't thing the little girl was the one crying at the end. i heard a similar noise at the beginning of the vid. i bet she took it like a boss (and that it's not the first time dog has been a little rowdy).

omg he is horrified

*reads entire article*

I miss 30 rock

lol oh hell no

This gif made me laugh so hard, thank you!

This man is still doing standup!? How did all his venues not back out after the accusations? People have been cancelled and blacklisted for less ( RIP Dixie Chicks).

I think we need to make up a list of white women performers with husbands who are OBVIOUSLY pimping out their wives because they perform either sex scenes of dance with explicit moves best left for the bedroom.

You wanna say that to her face?

It's his (asinine) way of relating to the Youths, I imagine. It's him being like:

My favorite part is the misogynistic, patriarchal fucking assumption that Jay-Z has primary control over Beyoncé's music, image, or career. I mean, Jay-Z is a Penis-Swinging Man, goddamnit, and thus the undeniable Head of Household, so he MUST be the one to blame here for his wife's sluttery, right? It's simply too…

I just... Hm. I guess I would be interested to see the transcript of the conversation he had with himself that concluded with, "Why, yes! Yes, the world DOES want to know my opinions regarding the marriage of Beyoncé and Jay-Z!"

That is the best thing that's happened all week; honestly, it's the girl crying at the very end that made me laugh so hard.

Thanks, I've been waiting more than 12 years to enter a "worst kids at wedding" story contest.

"8.43 percent of you (501 votes) chose Other (whatever that means)."