Why is Henry David a good detective?

I think it’s possible he’s in a physical state that he doesn’t want the world to see (maybe he’s gained a lot of weight, looks a lot older, whatever!). In that case, he has the right to not have to show himself to millions. *Shrug*

Well, there was that Hulk Hogan thing...

Hmmmm that tableau at the end made me do a google image search of “Ivanka magazine cover” to see if we have ourselves an Ariana Grande “good side” sitch, and it appears we do!

My biggest fear in life is that I will somehow become famous and have to deal with this kind of shit. I can’t imagine living a life where I don’t have the option of just melting into a crown when shit gets to be too much. This podcast guy is awful.

I’m with you, Herc. On both fuck-a-gummi, and mmm-black-licorice fronts.

::ears go *perk!* upon mention of marzipan which alone justifies whatever it takes to make eccentric European chocolate available at most better supermarkets::

I do not understand how people can eat these things! They taste like flavored plastic to me. I swear I’m not a candy snob; I will eat circus peanuts without shame and I’m one of those weirdos who likes black licorice.

Only place you can’t put tinfoil.

Mein Nipple Clamphf?

Nazplay?

I hate junk mail in my inbox.

I’ve been watching this show and totally agree. They’re all so cute. They haven’t been totally stifled yet and I love it. As a reformed (not really lol) know-it-all who now babysits and tutors, I lowkey love know-it-alls.

Yeah from all the contextual clues this definitely sounds like a poly relationship. I mean they stayed together for 5 years before even conceiving the child and lived together...

This is more like- hope I’m getting this right- a polyamorous relationship. Right?

The judge took cues from the boy himself in making the unusual decision.

This is misleading. It’s not like three people fucked once and then fought over the custody of the ensuing child. In general usage, a threesome is an act; this was a relationship/combination of relationships.

I met Dita recently! And I’m feeling my makeup today.

I’m having a hard time figuring out the point of doing a beauty blog like this without a decent camera and good and consistent lighting. The difference between makeup products is often really subtle, so a bunch of grainy, low-light, webcam-looking videos of those products is really pretty fucking useless for…

Highly amused by the delicately placed pro-fat messages (the “ugh” given to the “slenderizing” product, the mockery of the “chisel” product etc), when coming from a person who looks like the author, and whose job is to assess the beautyfying effects of beauty products — one of the less compelling fields of political…